40 Questions I ask Myself on an Average Morning

1. What time is it?
2. What day is it?
3. What does my day look like?
4. Should I pee or check Facebook first?
5. Why do I always pick Facebook?
6. What’s happening on Twitter?
7. How many followers do I have?
8. How do I get more followers?
9. What’s happening on Reddit?
10. Why did it take me so long to pee?
11. Should I shave after I brush my teeth?
12. Am I exercising today?
13. Do I have clean exercise clothes?
14. What’s the weather like?
15. If I’m going to exercise, what should I eat before I go?
16. When should I buy new running shoes?
17. How long will the weather stay warm?
18. Am I feeling sluggish because it’s warm or because I’m getting out of shape?
19. I have to shower, but do I have enough time to iron my clothes for work?
20. How formally should I dress for work?
21. What am I doing after work?
22. How much time do I have left before I’m going to be late?
23. Do I have time to make breakfast or should I buy it out?
24. What are people going to say about what I’m wearing today?
25. Am I leaving with enough time to get to work?
26. Should I squeeze on this full train or wait for the next one?
27. Should I take off my bookbag?
28. Should I take the open seat?
29. Should I listen to a podcast or audiobook?
30. How many stops do I have left?
31. Who on the train could I see myself with?
32. Is that a shallow question?
33. If the train was stuck in the tunnel and there was a nuke that took out everyone except us, who would I try and get with?
34. What do these people think about me?
35. Do I have enough time to get a nice breakfast or do I have to grab something and dash?
36. Should I go healthy or indulge?
37. How stressful is my day?
38. If I get an indulgent breakfast, am I willing to get a salad for lunch?
39. What should I eat for lunch?
40. What will this day bring me?

Colleague: Good morning, Omar!

Me: Good morning! How are you?

Colleague: I’m good. How’s your morning going.

Me: Just fine. Yours?

Colleague: Very good, thanks.